Monday 6 July 2015

Day 252: Heading for the hills

One of the places that I most wanted to visit in China was the karst country in the south, with its distinctive vegetation-cloaked limestone hills. Guilin is on the edge of the karst area, so it has a few hills dotted around the city, but our destination for today, Yangshuo, is right in its heart.

In the morning, we repacked our bags so that we could leave Kate's and Sarah's backpacks at the hostel as we'll be returning here in about a week's time. We have quite a bit of walking ahead of us, so it will be a treat not to have to carry all of our stuff with us. After a breakfast of pancakes, eggs and tea downstairs, we killed the time before our tour bus arrived noisily playing table football.

At around 10am, someone from the hostel took us out to the main road to wait for the bus, which duly arrived about half an hour later. There was a decent-sized contingent of Chinese tourists already on the bus, along with a young female tour guide. We stopped a few more times to pick up more tourists and then we were on our way to the Li River. Along the way, our guide kept up a monotone monologue describing the local area and explaining a bit about the tour, first at great length in Chinese and then, mercifully, more briefly in English. She talked more rapidly than I would have thought feasible, stopping only very briefly to take a gasping breath to fuel her onward progress. We couldn't help laughing when she started off by telling us that 'Guilin is very small – tiny – only about five million people' without a trace of irony.

Earbuds in, music on, monologue muffled, I stared out of the window at the evolving scenery, which began to feature an increasing number of karst hills until the landscape on both sides was completely dominated by hills of all shapes and sizes. Eventually the road began to descend into a valley and we son arrived at the car park at the river 'port'. We got off the bus and were instantly surrounded by a group of elderly women trying to sell us trinkets, big water guns and crowns made of fresh flowers. Two of the Chinese tourists bought two of the crowns and presented them to the girls. 




We had 20 minutes to kill before our boats were due to leave, so we found a patch of shade and piled our bags up. I had a bit of a look around to see if I could find something for us to eat, but the options were pretty limited. I found a place that did two versions of the same dish – flat or thin rice noodles (something of a local speciality) quickly cooked in boiling water in a little basket then drained, a dash of sauce, a dash of oil, some slices of pork and some peanuts and a few other condiments. Bafflingly, the others didn't want to try it and I greatly enjoyed slurping the whole lot down. We then joined the queue and then climbed aboard our 'bamboo boat – which was actually constructed from PVC pipes. Four people to a boat, covered, driver, motor – simple but effective. 


The trip down the river took about an hour and a half and took us through some breathtaking countryside. Limestone hills towered over us on either side of the river. In places they had been worn down on one side to create impressive sheer cliffs that rose from the water's edge. The river was pretty busy, with large numbers of bamboo boats heading down river around us as we sat eating lychees and oohing and aahing at the scenery. 










When we reached the end of the ride, we climbed aboard a little buggy that would take us to the nearby by town, where a bus was waiting to take us on to Yangshuo. But not before we had to stopped off at the spot where you can see the view of the river that appears on the 20 yuan note. The buggy dropped us a the edge of town, but it was then a long walk to the bus (past the area where they repair the bamboo boats), in some pretty hot and steamy conditions, so we were very relieved when we climbed aboard into the air conditioned interior. While we waited for the other tourists to return, the tour guide quietly asked if I could accompany her off the bus. When we were back out in the steamy outside, she started to give me the hard sell on an optional added tour that she had already given us the soft sell on a few times in the bus. She asked how much we would be willing to pay and I countered by asking how much she was willing to charge. At 100 yuan each her opening gambit wasn't terribly attractive and even when she dropped it to 80 yuan I declined, much to her obvious disappointment. All the while, it was difficult to concentrate on her pitch as the already thick, hot air was being made even more unpleasant by an overpowering odour of stale urine emanating from I know not where. Even after I explained our dire financial position and said no to her offer a number of time, she asked me to talk it over with Kate, but to be discreet as possible as she didn't want the other passengers to know what an excellent deal we had been offered. 


When we finally made it to Yangshuo, the bus dropped us at a petrol station, where we hired a guy with a tiny little truck (a bit like a motorbike tractor with a little cabin with bench seats at the back) to take us to the hotel. He seemed a bit unsure about the hotel, but we headed off, driving a relatively short distance out of the centre of town and turning off the road near a huge limestone hill. A bit further up the road, he stopped and pointed to a freshly painted hotel that didn't have a name on it in English. Our hearts sank as we assumed that he had taken us for both a literal and a metaphorical ride, but then I checked the phone number on the front of the building against the number on my print-out and they matched – this was obviously the right place.

And so it was. The woman on reception was very friendly and helpful – and spoke English – and before long we were checking out the room, which was bright and clean. It did, however, have a squat toilet and beds that felt as though they had just put a sheet over a box spring.

We walked into town with a light rain falling on us, marvelling at the towering limestone bluffs all around us. As we hadn't really had a proper lunch, we stopped at the first restaurant we found – a very local place where you could make up a plate of food from a collection of slightly scary-looking dishes in a buffet out the front – and then help yourself to steamed rice. We made up a plate, grabbed some rice and some beers and ate at a table on the pavement. 



As we ate, we spotted a guy selling Chinese-style barbecue chickens from a cart across the road, so we went across and bought one, then grabbed some more food from the buffet to takeaway, along with some beers and then took it all back to the hotel, where we had dinner at a wooden table outside the front. 

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